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My first TownHall post on airport security

So what's Betty Jo's beef nowdays? Yup, much like what Pinwheel says it's librual mofos. I am real sick of librual mofos, yawl.

I heared that now I cain't bring any make up onto a plane now. That really makes me mad. I bet the librual mofos are behind that. They don't wear no make up, right? So who else would make it not legal to bring in a big bottle of Max Factor beige #3 foundation 'cept a lefty librual butchy type who thinks lipstick is a creation of Satan?

You know I never been on a plane actually but I was gone start. But not now, nuh-uh. Nope. Not without my make ups. See, when I was councelled at the Good Shepherd compound for de-gaying, I was told that I should wear lots of foundation, rooge, eye liner, eye shadow, maskara, lip liner, lipstick, and powder. If'n I don't, it means I've turned back into a lesbian type of gay.

There's so much I been missin to complain about in the last month so now I gots to catch up yawl. But first there's a some mofo librual kids chatting on the corner so I have to go chuck some hot coffee at em.

Bye.
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